Tuesday, January 4, 2011

TUESDAY'S CHILD (Detroit preview)



Blueprint #35.  Tools and supplies needed: phillips head screwdriver, a large crescent wrench, string, WD40, pliers, one rubber mallet, a large crowbar, sandpaper (varying grades), epoxy, 20mm paddle wire, ropes and pulleys, a good sturdy shovel, scrap lumber (readily found at any construction site), brightly-colored feathers, sulfur, saltpeter, one lime, tequila, megaphone for sticking somewhere dark, lipstick as may be put on a pig, a length of underwater fuse.  Light and take cover behind available wall.  Wheeeee!!!

2 comments:

  1. What do you make of the reports about the confrontation between Artest and Jackson?

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  2. I'm hoping it's more about overall frustrations boiling over than any real issues between them. I love the kind of good neighbor Ron's become since arriving but his basketball focus has been a little... unfocused. Maybe this little brouhaha is a wake-up call (as if the recent losses aren't enough?).

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